“ So if at any point during intercourse, your partner starts screaming, “OH NO, MY BODY IS ON FIRE AND I CAN’T BREATHE,” your response should not be, “THAT’S RIGHT, MY DONG IS THE LOST ARK OF THE COVENANT AND YOUR VAGINA IS THE NAZIS.
— oh LOL from cracked.com’s list of the 6 most terrifying allergies
(re: allergic reaction to semen) (via nikography)
6.22.08
(re: allergic reaction to semen) (via nikography)
Charles Bukowski’s The Man with the Beautiful Eyes. I personally think he was a disoriented genius. His crass style is perfect for summing up a crass world.
6.17.08
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A picture of me from 10th? grade. I want to look like that again. My legs look ridiculously, disproportionately, long. I am making this public so I will not give up on my diet/excercise plan.
“ Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
— Buddha
6.15.08
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If I find this, or somehow find a way to make this, then it will be my new accessory of embarrassment.